Mutant army men are mutant
Yeah, so I ordered these super-cheap toy army men off Amazon (don't ask*) but when they came I was deeply disappointed, and a bit scared. They are shit. And mutant. Maybe if I'd looked a bit harder at the photo on the Amazon page, or read the reviews or questioned the cheapness...
I was hoping for something that looked a bit more like this. You know, not shit...
*Nostalgia for childhood (and Toy Story), a potential subject for some innovative and groundbreaking photography, and perhaps something to chew on (again, from childhood).